JackJack.

He can tear thru four left shoes in a single hour,
while leaving the right shoe matches perfectly and completely intact.

His super-sonic hearing can distinguish Jared's car lock beep
from the hundreds of other cars in the apartment parking lot.

Every morning, his ability to circle the bedroom 57 times in
under .02 seconds makes alarm clocks a totally unnecessary concept.

These skills so closely compare to those of JackJack's namesake,
and now, thanks to a sweet girl named Kacey,
he also has the incredible costume to match.